I was walking with my French girlfriend Isabelle on Sat.
We were heading towards a scuzzy part of town to a thrift store (yuck) when my eye spotted something shiny in the alley.
Attends une minute (wait one minute)...
I walked over, bent down and found this.
I was jumping up and down.
It has an edge missing, she's scuffed up a little, but
WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD LEAVE
AUDREY HEPBURN IN THE ALLEY??
A STUPID FRENCHMAN THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS,
She's sitting in my sun-porch,
on the window sill.
I like her an awful lot.
I hope she enjoys the view.
Who needs BLACK FRIDAY?
(we don't even have black Friday here in Canada)
Welcome home Audrey.
We miss you AUDREY HEPBURN.
You made the world a much nicer place.